Janelle Monae attends Jeremy Sscott & W Hotels host Party with specialty cocktails by Absolut Vodka & Soda Stream at Coachella
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i love it when people say “must you?” both because it makes me feel like i’m in a period drama and because yes, i absolutely must
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my one skill is expertly manipulating the shape of the eggs I’m cooking so that they fit perfectly onto my toast every time
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attacking people and biting them and killing them has many health benefits. not for them obviously but my skin has never looked better.
